It's Alive!

News flash: Steve Jobs is alive.

While making his opening remarks at a recent event, the Apple CEO joked about the speculation of his death with a sign that read, "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."




He was then plugged into a Mac Book Pro to be recharged.

The Colonel's Secret Recipe

Kentucky Fried Chicken is beefing up security measures to ensure their Original recipe remains just that...original.

Is that really necessary? You're telling me we can identify the 25,000 genes that make up the human genome, but not the 11 herbs and spices that make up Colonel Sanders' Original Recipe?

I'm fairly certain if we simply hand Gordon Ramsay a drumstick he could crack the code. Although, he would likely then berate and belittle the moron who suggested he do this ridiculous exercise in the first place.

My apologies Mr. Ramsay. Love the show.

Nsync to Reunite?

According to Lance Bass, Nsync is set to reunite...in 5 years...

“It could be possibly a year, it could be five years from now,” Bass said. “Depends on everyone’s schedules kind of aligning together.”

Which begs the question...what schedules? Did Celebrity Circus get renewed? Is Randy Jackson presenting another season of America's Best Dance Crew? Did Chris Kirkpatrick use up all of his paid-leave at Pizza Hut? Does Pizza Hut actually offer paid-leave to its employees?

What Lance really means, is it depends on whether Justin Timberlake actually remembers who they are.

Yes, that's a Grammy in his hands.

the award for greatest side effect goes to...

symbicort!!

because lord knows the one thing i look for in an asthma medication is a side effect increasing the chances of me dying from say...an asthma attack.

http://www.mysymbicort.com/symbicort/index.aspx?#isi

i can't wait till someone starts manufacturing a cholesterol medication that induces heart attacks.

don't mess with the swaze

patrick swayze is apparently rallying against reports he is ending his acting career because of his battle with pancreatic cancer. swayze reportedly pulled out of his latest project "fired up", where he was set to play a gay cheerleading coach.

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ok, who else is thinking cancer might be his best career move yet?

personally i'm looking for swayze to resurrect his career in road house 2, just like sylvester stallone did with rambo 18.

oh wait...the studios have already milked that cash cow...

goodbye jin.

** spoiler alert** do not contin JIN DIED!!!!

if that ruined the episode for anybody...well too bad, you should've watched it when it aired. i wish more websites would do that.

anyway, the bad news--we found out that jin made it off the island but died somehow. my first instinct is he met his maker while fighting 12 polar bears and a black cloud...but i guess we'll have to wait to find out.

the good news is they've done it in a way so that jin is still on the show. thank god for flash-forwards!

side note--i've noticed an alarming trend that when someone is arrested for drunk driving, they are killed in the show. ana lucia...libby...and now jin...

i was originally looking for a picture of just jin...but anytime you can add sun and kate into the mix you gotta roll with it. and yes, they get an extra big picture.

this is not how i met your mother

kids...this is not how i met your mother.

that will hopefully be bob saget's opening line in the premiere of how i met your mother when britney spears is set to guest star. as himym is on the bubble to be renewed i am willing to accept any cheap trick in the book to get ratings--even if it means bringing a walking time bomb like tick tock spears on for an episode.



on a brighter note, to offset the craziness, sarah chalke (of scrubs fame) has been brought on to play a dermatologist turned love interest for ted! and as co-creater thomas craig so aptly puts it, "we already know she looks damn good in a lab coat."



couldn't have said it any better t.c.