The Colonel's Secret Recipe

Kentucky Fried Chicken is beefing up security measures to ensure their Original recipe remains just that...original.

Is that really necessary? You're telling me we can identify the 25,000 genes that make up the human genome, but not the 11 herbs and spices that make up Colonel Sanders' Original Recipe?

I'm fairly certain if we simply hand Gordon Ramsay a drumstick he could crack the code. Although, he would likely then berate and belittle the moron who suggested he do this ridiculous exercise in the first place.

My apologies Mr. Ramsay. Love the show.