It's Alive!

News flash: Steve Jobs is alive.

While making his opening remarks at a recent event, the Apple CEO joked about the speculation of his death with a sign that read, "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."




He was then plugged into a Mac Book Pro to be recharged.

The Colonel's Secret Recipe

Kentucky Fried Chicken is beefing up security measures to ensure their Original recipe remains just that...original.

Is that really necessary? You're telling me we can identify the 25,000 genes that make up the human genome, but not the 11 herbs and spices that make up Colonel Sanders' Original Recipe?

I'm fairly certain if we simply hand Gordon Ramsay a drumstick he could crack the code. Although, he would likely then berate and belittle the moron who suggested he do this ridiculous exercise in the first place.

My apologies Mr. Ramsay. Love the show.

Nsync to Reunite?

According to Lance Bass, Nsync is set to reunite...in 5 years...

“It could be possibly a year, it could be five years from now,” Bass said. “Depends on everyone’s schedules kind of aligning together.”

Which begs the question...what schedules? Did Celebrity Circus get renewed? Is Randy Jackson presenting another season of America's Best Dance Crew? Did Chris Kirkpatrick use up all of his paid-leave at Pizza Hut? Does Pizza Hut actually offer paid-leave to its employees?

What Lance really means, is it depends on whether Justin Timberlake actually remembers who they are.

Yes, that's a Grammy in his hands.