don't mess with the swaze

patrick swayze is apparently rallying against reports he is ending his acting career because of his battle with pancreatic cancer. swayze reportedly pulled out of his latest project "fired up", where he was set to play a gay cheerleading coach.

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ok, who else is thinking cancer might be his best career move yet?

personally i'm looking for swayze to resurrect his career in road house 2, just like sylvester stallone did with rambo 18.

oh wait...the studios have already milked that cash cow...

goodbye jin.

** spoiler alert** do not contin JIN DIED!!!!

if that ruined the episode for anybody...well too bad, you should've watched it when it aired. i wish more websites would do that.

anyway, the bad news--we found out that jin made it off the island but died somehow. my first instinct is he met his maker while fighting 12 polar bears and a black cloud...but i guess we'll have to wait to find out.

the good news is they've done it in a way so that jin is still on the show. thank god for flash-forwards!

side note--i've noticed an alarming trend that when someone is arrested for drunk driving, they are killed in the show. ana lucia...libby...and now jin...

i was originally looking for a picture of just jin...but anytime you can add sun and kate into the mix you gotta roll with it. and yes, they get an extra big picture.

this is not how i met your mother

kids...this is not how i met your mother.

that will hopefully be bob saget's opening line in the premiere of how i met your mother when britney spears is set to guest star. as himym is on the bubble to be renewed i am willing to accept any cheap trick in the book to get ratings--even if it means bringing a walking time bomb like tick tock spears on for an episode.



on a brighter note, to offset the craziness, sarah chalke (of scrubs fame) has been brought on to play a dermatologist turned love interest for ted! and as co-creater thomas craig so aptly puts it, "we already know she looks damn good in a lab coat."



couldn't have said it any better t.c.

condom anyone?

according to a new report from the cdc, nearly 1 in 4 teen girls have an std.

and who says jamie lynn isn't a role model???

happy birthday walker, texas ranger

on this glorious day in 1940, chuck norris punched out of his mother's womb and introduced himself to the world.

which begs the obvious question: who would win in a fight--chuck norris or an attack helicopter??

tops in the box office

continuing george lucas' trend of filming prequels only after the original was released, 10,000 b.c. (prequel to apocalypto) was tops in the box office raking in a little over $35 million.

i look forward to the final installment of this trilogy, 13.7 billion b.c., where a small, courageous particle collides with a bigger, tyrannical one which leads to the birth of our universe.

Black Sheep

women on the web (http://www.wowowow.com/), a new website aimed towards women over 40, was launched this past weekend by lesley stahl from 60 minutes and other various women in the media and entertainment industry.

at first i was a bit confused as to how they decided on the url wowowow. women on the web...on the web...on the web? and after seeing all the celebrity contributors i now see that it stands for white women...on the web...and whoopi.

talk about being the black sheep.

Matt Damon & Wife Expecting 2nd Child

matt damon and his wife are expecting their second child later this year. while in labor, i fully expect baby bourne to stealthily escape the womb and phone damon from a rooftop across the street while pointing a sniper rifle at his head.