Hey, you never know...

When you'll suddenly owe $16 million...

it could happen to you

yesterday, 10 co-workers from an insurance company in new jersey discovered they had won a cool $216 million in the mega-millions lottery.  

presumably there are more than 10 employees at this company.  so you have to wonder, when asked to contribute to the pool, how many people said "no thanks."  and more importantly, how many of those people resisted hanging themselves.  

secretary of state miley cyrus

miley cyrus is getting flack from asian-americans for a seemlingly racist photograph taken with her seemlingly racist friends.

my favorite part of this picture?  the asian dude who just simply looks at the camera when instructed to look asian.  

mazal tov...it's a kidney!

48 year old, Kimberly Johnson had her kidney removed through her vagina, in what is now being dubbed, the worst gynecological check up of all time.  

it's furry!

Holy Makeover, Batman

During the Superbowl, Brenda Warner (wife of Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner), received the obligatory "wife of the qb" air time.  With her G.I. Joe crew cut effectively burned into my brain, I was stunned to see...well..hair for one thing.

Before:

 

After:

Nerds!!

Here's a Superbowl edition of Seperate at Birth.  Which person recently led his team to a Superbowl championship, and which has an unhealthy hatred for the literate?

                                   

I'm fairly certain Big Ben colored that "7" on his jersey during Arts and Crafts time--to his credit, probably without the aid of a stencil.

It's Alive!

News flash: Steve Jobs is alive.

While making his opening remarks at a recent event, the Apple CEO joked about the speculation of his death with a sign that read, "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."




He was then plugged into a Mac Book Pro to be recharged.